Gelang AC Mizal - Manjang Berlakun Mamat Neh!

Komen Aidid Mu'addib di Say No To MLM di facebook, di satu pagi yang hening, bertarikh 10 Okt 2010, dengan langit yang mendung kat luar tu... nak hujan kut: "Hey, I thought Avail Beauty was fun... this clownish AC Mizal is doubly-fun, man! OK... hilariously "Mr Bean" funny! How on earth did he get millions selling useless trinkets that has magical properties from the 17th dimension, bought a Bentley... and still fail to give his children money... I will never know! Now... this whole shenanigans came out on Harian Metro. Harian Metro, man! The best kind of journalism your RM1.50 can ever buy. What was the accusation? Competitor - what the fish? As if AC Mizal is the only fish I want to fry. Come on baby... Aidid Mu'addib is ready for the limelight (while AC Mizal is ready for jail!)... Yahoo!"

Malam tadi saya balik rumah, saya tengok kat facebook, bertempik sorak mala'un-mala'un penjilat bontot AC Mizal (yang masing-masing dapat seciput keuntungan duit haram jual magnet peti-ais tu dan pastu kasi anak-bini makan duitnya) bila nampak surat kat bawah ni. Musykil saya sekejap. Telahan saya tentang IQ Mizal dan kebolehan "entrepreneurship"nya saya rasa memang "right on the money!" (pun intended). Amatur sungguh tingkah-lakunya sejak saya bongkarkan setiap persoalan tentang produk yang kedai pajak-gadai tak mo terima ni. Budaknya memang 3rd grade businessman gitu. Buat report polis ni apa kes? Mau kasi tahu bahawa gelang magic tu memang betul-betul magic, "abang tak tipu punya dek! memang boleh kasi power!", atau mau kasi tahu kerajaan/KPDNKK... "meh la datang ofis kat Ampang, tengok aku punya invoice dan accounting", atau mau kasi Muhd Aidid Muhd Addib lagi femes? Apakah?

Takpelah abang AC... saya tak suka femes-femes ni. Saya bukannya suka ujub dan riak macam artis, pelakun dan penyanyi tu semua. Korang aje la bangga-bangga diri macam gitu... saya tak payahlah bang. Kalau saya dapat lepak kat McD tanpa ada orang kacau saya dengan Big Mac dan fries saya, saya dah cukup senang hati (eh! dah lama tak pegi McD). Kalau hujung minggu saya dapat lepak main dengan anak-anak, bawak dia orang pegi Baskin-Robbins, pastu dapat baca buku kat bawah pokok mempelam kat belakang rumah tu... itulah nikmat yang tiada tandingan. Apakah?

Bang AC... apa yang kaber-kaber kat atas tu? Bogelkan aje la semua. Kalau saya la bang yang buat report polis, saya scan dan letak sini bulat-bulat. Dan... ehem! Bila masa ada Dato Mizal Zaini tu? Bukan Mizal Dato Zaini ke? Sultan Pahang kan tengah nilai balik penganugerahan DIMP tu (kata rumours la... aku mana tahu sangat. Dapat Dato'? hmmm). List yang keluar last week takde nama Mizal Zaini puuuunnnn.... Kang tak pasal-pasal kena saman.... jeng jeng jeng.... oleh Sultan Pahang! 
 
Oh ya... Alamat No. 9G, Jalan Dravidan tu... betul ke tu bang? Hari tu pegawai KPDNKK komplen tak jumpa ofisnya. Buang masa sehari-suntuk dia orang pusing bandar Ampang. Ntah berapa orang pakcik dan apek dia orang tanya... semua cakap "tak tau meh!" 
 
Sekali lagi saya nak cakap. "Fitnah" tu maksud perkataannya dalam bahasa Melayu... buat cerita yang tak benar tentang orang lain. Bang AC... kita bukan orang lain kan? Kita kan BFF gitu? Takpe la bang... kecik hati aku macha ko buat begitu! Dan berbalik pada isu fitnah tadi, saya ulang lagi sekali, kat mana yang saya fitnah tu? Ada 5 artikel saya tulis, fakta yang mana satu saya fitnah?
 
1. Gelang keramat yang disangkal oleh sains perubatan? (bukan fitnah).

 

2. HotTime (wow! that's hot!) punya list tu betul tu bang, saya tak tipu... syarikat tu yang bagi. Bukan saya ada-adakan, nak photoshop macamana, saya tak pandai? Ini ha linknya: You love me long time?. Seketul-seketul keluar bracelet tungsten yang sama dengan produk ACK. Harganya boleh kurang lagi kata apek tu melalui email... kalau order bulk manyak-manyak, katanya. USD23-24 boleh dapat tu... (bukan fitnah).

  

3. Pasal testimonial tu kan... itu lagi saya musykil bang? Macamana ACK boleh claim disebabkan produk yang sama, daripada pengeluar yang sama, jadi boleh pakai testimonial yang sama... tapi nama omputeh pasal testimonial tu orang lain-lain. Namanya bukan la testimonial tu... itu namanya KARANGAN (atau KELENTONG MANGKOK HAYON DI SIANG HARI! gitu). Apa ACK ingat rakyat Malaysia, khasnya kami orang Melayu ni, low IQ ke bang? Macam baru keluar tadika kemas? (bukan fitnah).
 

4. Sistem pemasaran serta autoplacement "8-ball model" yang digunakan oleh ACK adalah skim piramid. Yang itu ko tak leh "spin" lagi dah. (bukan fitnah).
 

5. Suruh orang buat loan untuk join ACK - "berduit sekarang berduit masa depan (untuk AC Mizal)"... betul tak ACK ajak orang Melayu kerja kerajaan buat hutang dengan Kuwait Finance House? (bukan fitnah).

  

Tapi ye, saya tengok kat report polis kat atas tu kaaannn... saya rasa Aidid Mu'addib yang telah difitnah. Sanggup ko Mizal? Dolu-dolu ko cakap kita BFF, sekarang ni, sampai gini jadi nyo? Apakah salah ku? <tengah nangis neh!>

 

1. Kat mana ugutan nak sembelih tu bang? Meh sini saya ambik daripada artikel yang asal: "Dah lebih 40 tahun manusia dah sampai ke bulan, yang orang Melayu kat Malaysia sebok jual gelang magik alternate universe. Dapat jualan berjuta ringgit pulak tu. Jual gelang cikai yang hanya dapat memberi "placebo-effect' kepada pemakainya. Placebo... tarak guna! Bila la benda macam ni nak berakhir dalam masyarakat kita? Orang Melayu tu sendiri kelentong orang Melayu lain, untuk mengayakan diri sendiri, daripada duit masyarakat Melayu tu jugak. Elok sembelih aje kut..." Dulu masa SPM, Bahasa Melayu dapat berapa bang? E ke F? G? Itu namanya metofora, bukan ugutan. Metafora tu tahu maknanya tak dey? Adakah?

 

2. "Tak sabar nak masuk jail ke apa?" Ini ha petikan artikel saya tu: Skim piramid tu. Kalau anda lihat post saya sebelum ini tentang "Matematik Asas Dalam MLM dan Skim Piramid", model piramid di atas adalah sistem yang mirip kepada "8-ball model". Tak faham betul saya... kata bzns jual gelang ni juta-juta, tapi tak nak pulak gajikan akauntan atau ahli ekonomi yang berwibawa ke bang? Sistem di atas tu hanya dipraktikkan oleh akauntan lanun dan penyamun perniagaan sahaja (dan orang yahudi macam Bernie Madoff). AC Mizal ni dah tak sabar sungguh nak masuk jail ke apa? Lepas tu, bukan setakat sistem piramid 1 downline 2 atau 3 atau 4, tapi 12! Downline 12? Suicidal ke? Dah sasau ke? Eh? Itu pulak namanya "rhetorical question" - atau kalau nak kasi terangkan dalam bahasa Melayu, "satu soalan perli yang tak perlu dijawab, kecuali dengan pelempang". Itu la pasal nya ada bebudak Melayu ada yang tak lulus Bahasa Melayu SPM ya? Korang tengok la sendiri kat atas ni... (macam Cikgu Anuar cakap 20 tahun dulu kat si mamat ponteng Hairul Adzha: "hish! aku lempang kang?"). Ha... ugutan tu... pegi report puliiissss! Cepaaaattt!

 

Tak payah la nak kupas lagi report kat atas tu... sedey meh! Sanggup BFF aku buat aku gitu? Caiiish! Tapi, kalau anda semua nak tahu, itulah bentuk report polis kalau seorang artis yang buat. Asyik nak berlakun aje kerjanya... tak jujur langsung. Bukak cerita yang bukan-bukan. Macam la orang lain, korang semua masyarakat cyber Melayu, tak baca blog saya tu? (di saat ini, 121,779 orang telah baca blog saya!). Lepas tu, mamat psycho ni ingat, kalau buat report polis aje, nanti pegawai polis akan masuk kete kancil putih tu, bunyi siren sampai dengar ke Kajang dan berkejar pegi tangkap Aidid Mu'addib... kasi gari masuk black Maria... eh! masuk kancil. Apekehenye yeop? Takde polis kat Malaysia ni terencat akal macam ko tu deerrr! Malaysia ni bertamadun... pegawai polis yang baca laporan tu malam tadi pasti dah buat bahan bersembang dan ketawa-ketawa kat pantry bilik rehat masa melepak-lepak waktu rehat tengah malam tadi.... "eh! korang tau, AC Mangkuk datang buat report tadi, sebijik macam budak remaja mengadu kat emaknya, kawan buat gossip pasal dia dengan Mat Som... merengek-rengek... tak suka laaaa mak! nyampah!" (sambil menghempas-hempas penumbuk kat bantal).

 

Chaitt! Mengabih boreh botol budak nyo!

 

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An Open Letter to the Authority:

 

Dear sir(s)/Madam(s):

1. KPDNKK.

2. PDRM (Bhg Jenayah Perniagaan).

3. Harian Metro and all other print-news entities (or all you bloggers).

 

I can be serious if I want to. And I'm pretty serious when I produce something substantial and factual. This is about the state of our country. This is about, specifically, the state of the economics well-being of our people. How long will the authority continue to let companies and individuals like these people that I have highlighted in my blog, persist in their effort to plunder, with deceitful manners, the accummulated riches in our society, to fatten their own pockets, to the detriment of those being fooled outright? Pyramid-schemes and twisted Multi-Level Marketing companies are doing their utmost currently in cyberspace, every single day, with the advent of social networking system like facebook... and the whole wide web, in general.

 

PDRM:

I always have high regards for police officers, and even though there had been untoward incidents over the years, at either end of the spectrum, PDRM has always been an institution that Malaysian citizen had to rely on. As for the report above, the writer hope that the officers was not fooled easily by an actor who stated things out-of-context, thinking that he can make the report as a sensational document to parade in facebook, and it was. ACK posted that copy of the document in his facebook group, not 2 hours after it was filed at the police station. It was mind-boggling! It was comical! And the said-person seemed so proud of that above document... like it was a legal and binding punishment from a high-judge, to accuse the writer of malfeasance... but, it was shameful really. I myself, would not use PDRM as an outlet to be taken advantage of, to perpetuate the selling of my useless magnetic bangles, by deception mind you, by parading that insignificant document, such as above (as in the context of this whole affair). So, he made a police report... so what? The onus to prove that all the facts that I had presented are in the category of "libel and slander" is yet to be seen. I have presented facts... not fiction, and AC Mizal Konsortium has yet to produce any substantial counter-evidence to prove I was wrong.

 

KPDNKK:

I am not alone in this fight against MLM and pyramid-schemes, as your department had already seen and encountered thus far. Please look through my blog http://aididmuaddib.blogspot.com/, and please enter the un-hallowed realm of facebook (with my link). You'll be surprised of all the information I have gathered in 9 months. Those are my own research on the matter, and those are my first-hand experience. And I had done a great deal of references into the experiences of other countries, in writing those articles and creating those flyers. True, ACK is a BIG fish, but my mission is not solely on that company alone. There are so many other fish to fry sir... because I personally thought that I have not seen any government department officers such as yours, going undercover to investigate about these new kind of pyramid-schemes and MLMs. I may be wrong about that though... if so, I humbly apologize. 

 

I do hope that your department and the government in general take a more direct approach into this type of economics and commercial problems. Why do we need to wait for a particular company or business to grow, while taking in a huge amount of money from those so-called "investors" and when the scheme crash, those people file complaints to your department, then you mobilise a raid on so and so company or outfit? (... your raid on One-team and iRich696 was excellent by the way). I am hoping that KPDNKK would strike pre-emptively on these kind of businesses.... pyramid-schemes and MLMs that are actually pyramid-scheme in disguise. Get directly on the ground to see what is happening... meaning, get into facebook and see these pyramid-schemes in action. We all know here... it's the Malay youth that is primarily targeted. Well, we also know why.... isn't it?

 

Yes, ACK is only one of those schemes. But, I won't stop there. What about Hyprobulksms, Login facebook RM100, Unstoppable group (or rather... unstobebal), Aleacorp, VIPonline, BioAsli, SKN2U, Vemma, Xango, PowerImpian4u, Emall, Ads4Bucks, Up Network, VeGrow.net, PayBox.me and hundreds of other schemes preying on all those unsuspecting, immature, but surely greedy Malays on the internet... and especially in facebook? Do we need to have many people complaint, then the government agency will move and take the appropriate action? I do not know if I am the one to give you this suggestion... but, why don't KPDNKK make a "team" that goes undercover into facebook? That is an idea... isn't it so?

 

Anyway, I am in deep gratitude to En. Shahruddin Bin Hamzah, for answering a fellow consumer about this type of scourge in our society in this day and age.

 

 

Harian Metro: 

Come on, man! To that particular journalist - do your homework! Work on it thoroughly... be a respectable newspaper please. Don't be a useless tabloid rag, and don't let your paper stay at 2nd grade forever and ever, compared to all those big guns. Hey, Harian Metro has its own place in society. But, with better research and understanding of the issue at hand, you're going to beat BH, UM, SN and NST. It can be done sir!

 

  

Come on man! What kind of a heading is this? This is just shoddy work boy. Really embarassing journalism this... Jangan la tak buat homework dik, sebelum masuk van nak gi sekolah.... nanti cikgu marah!

  

 
What else did I want to say? Oh! I'm hungry.... Where's that Big Mac?