Muad'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn. It's shocking to find how many people do not believe they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult. Muad'Dib knew that every experience carries its lesson.
- from The Humanity of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan
Hey, whatever happened that that Thursday night with "Teh Tarik Bersama Badut" at NZ Garden, KLCC? I didn't go, because lately I've been having diarrhea every time I get to think about this whole ACK fiasco. AC Mang, The Lord of the Bracelets. I just didn't want to fart or shit in my pants in the same room, if I were to listen and look at that creep... that's all. A meeting from high lord Sauron and attention-starved politician-wannabe Saruman can't be good... ain't it? Anyway, I'm not really that enthusiastic anymore about this whole series of scandalous behaviours shown by psychotic swindling Malays. It's making me sick, man. On one side, there's this Bentley-driving cikai artist who had enriched himself and his cohorts, by selling USD12.50 useless bracelets at RM1000 a pop, and on the other, a glimpse of a Malay-supremacist group headed by a fatso nincompoop who thinks that, since Sauron is a Malay businessman, all we Malays should just be orcs and trolls, and go to Mordor and live happily ever after there. It's just shameful, really. Hey, where's Gollum? Gghoolluumm! Gghoolluumm!
I think I'll just move on, baby. I got so much on my plate, and time is ticking on fast. Pretty soon we all die anyway. At least I've done a little bit of service to those Malays who are smart enough to understand all these. What does it matter if people think that I was making it all up. What does it matter if Saruman loves Sauron, and didn't do his homework, because Sauron is giving Saruman......... whatever? If the government, i.e. KPDNKK is still resting on their laurels and still dragging their feet about all these... what can I do, man? I'm just a lowly CSI guy! I'm not the cop, nor the prosecuter, nor the judge. If my evidence doesn't hold water to those people, so be it. At least I manage to save a few of my fellow Malays who hasn't been involved in this bracelets & neckless thang. Those who took the time to read my blog, double-check on my facts and sources, and insist on being sane in the process... well, I salute you all. Money and riches are so that important ha? My bracelets.... mmyyy prrrreeeciiooouusss!
Anyway, 2 of my sources gave me these same series of photos. I heard a few disturbing things that came out of the meeting. I laughed so hard while I was in the john (diarrhea and all... you know), because no matter how absurd it must have been, Sauron and that Saruman is digging their grave quite deep, man. I thought 6 feet was enough, but they insisted on excavating a 20 feet ditch.
And so it came to be, that some gloriously creepy Malays started hollering, "hidup Melayu! Meh kita belasah sama-sama Melayu Meh!", Because, who else gonna support Malay entrepreneurs, if not all we Malays, ourselves? Ain't that right Armand? Yabedabedoo! Now, go and sleep in that grave. It's big enough, dontcha worry.
Meanwhile, back in Say No To MLM in facebook:
And then, there's this case of a few pretend-cheques (even cheques need actors too) that was highlighted to me by another informer. You know me... if some up-standing young guy do some tedious work researching this issue, I just don't have the heart to let him/her down, and so I will share with you all here, what that said-person had discovered. Everyone loves to be Gil Grissom.
Have a look at the above picture closely (click on it), do you understand the problem with that cheque? That cheque design is already superseded by a newer design since September 2009, by order of Bank Negara. Meaning those kind of cheques are not in circulation anymore, and if Lord Sauron still has it, it'll be useless if he give it to someone. Maybank will just reject it out of hand. But the above picture was screen-captured recently from ACK website... before it went kaput under mysterious circumstances. AC Mang put up the cheque to show out to people that ACK is really paying commission to some really lucky (non-existent) person. And taadaaaa! The date on the cheque is 22 June 2010! Wadefik? Like I said before, if you want to do mungkar - do it all the way baby! And he did it all the way! It is confrimed by now - AC Mizal is the lousiest, stupidest liar I had ever encountered in my whole life... there's no clown like him! First class 4eva!
Dan bukan itu saja... jangan lupa kuncu-kuncu yang sama terencat akal dan berjaya dibasuh gila bab oleh dajjal wang ringgit. Camane tu? You know, jenis manusia yang baru lepas menyamun dan balik rumah dan cakap kat bini... "alhamdulillah, murah rezeki abang hari ni".
<Sigh!> Ain't got much else to say, really. These days I'm kinda busy... so if I don't show up much around the place, please forgive me y'all. You know, it's the school holidays. I gotta spend some time with the kids... all 8 of them. Plus the mother too. She's been a bit cranky lately. And if I were to buy her a Sauron's FIR-neodymium-magnetic bracelet... hohoho! That just wouldn't do babe. No sir! She wants something more substantial, I would think so. And those kids are no easy task too, no joke. The small ones keep bouncing on my tummy one after another, day and night... and that really worsen the diarrhea bad. And the teenage ones want me to buy, 1. A new laptop. 2. An iPad. 3. A make-up set.
All denied! I'm just a rubber tapper - these kids today are crazy!
In these days, darkness falls early,
And people rush home to the ones they love,
You'd better take a fool's advice, take care of your own,
One day they're here, next day they're gone...
Update (after more than 4 months):
Probably my last update on this lousy no good pyramid-scheme shit.
Dah bungkus ka ini bzns jual gelang magic dol? Dulu sekor-sekor speaker barua tu jugak yang bertungkus-lumus menghasut orang Melayu seramai mungkin suruh join bzns satu-sen-tarak-guna ni. Sekarang bila AC mangkokhayon dah tak sayang kat korang - terus tinggalkan begitu aje orang Melayu yang dah hancing tu semua erk? Mana janji keuntungannya? Kena tanya ACK ya? Kena tanya AC Mangkokhayon ye? Oh senang-senang aje korang bahalol sekor-sekor erk...
Eh, betul ke dah hancus Salima yang? Sapa punya keje la sabotage korang sampai gitu sekali?