And so it is...

Monday, February 21, 2011

Yeah Baby Yeah... Oh Behave!





I guess at times, anyone can get discouraged in anything he/she does.. especially when you find that people twisted your words at their whims, people think that you're doing it for fame and fortune (when in fact, you got zero of both), and worst of... your intention to give knowledge for free (while you still have a breath in you) to anyone who is willing to learn is considered a bad thing - to some sickos weirdos. There exist out there one really sick group of Malay mudafuckas! You know, those freaks who feed their children with duit haram lahanat, and then said "alhamdulillah... murah rezeki", afterwards. Come on people, no matter how extreme I am, and whatever kind of freaking words/things I said, aku takde pun hasrat nak makan duit orang lain dengan penipuan dan kelentongan. You know, like those people do in MLMs and pyramid-schemes. So, judge me all you want all you psychos, my conscience is clear... I do not take anything from anyone. I just write a freaking blog. And for the sake of my people, I won't be discouraged and I will persevere. What else could I do man? Even "Courage the Cowardly Dog" is one helluva fine pink brave little dog, you know.... and he always manage to save the day from all those monsters, zombies, aliens and all sorts of evils, in every single episode of that CN series. Even when Eustace Bagge kept scaring the poor dog with, "oooga-booga-booga" and ridicule him with that trademark holler "stupid dog!" every single week, in a lonely farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, that freaky hilarious dog persevere.

Hey, did you all hear the news that my blog has hit the million pageviews mark? (I'm all acting here, humour me). A million hits in 140 days, or about 20 weeks. Oh man... I am deeply humbled from your visits to my dear ol' crappy blog. You all know who read my blog mostly? Alexa.com said: "younger demographics, equal guys and gals, from colleges or universities, from the low-income group (because of the student factor) and mostly from home or schools". Well, ain't that great? Just the type of people I wanted to convey my information to. Hopefully by the time all you kids grow up, you'll help also help in sending out the message to the people around you. And when all you kids get married yourselves, you can all teach your own kids about all these sciences, mathematics, economics and being-street-smart stuffs. Hopefully, the Malay people will improve by about 4.3%. 4.3% more Malay kids that are knowledgable about MLM-PS in this beloved country of ours. I'll take it, yes sir. 4.35/100 x 15 million people = 652,500 people. I can live with that.
  


Hey kids... being a stubbornly clueless, uneducated, I-was-left-behind-at-the-turn-of-the-century, not the sharpest tool in the shed, easily duped MLMers is a real bitch, you better believe it. From your own perspective, just let them be. What else can you do man? Just make sure you become other than those kinda people. Be a professor, be a scholar, be a teacher, be a doctor, be an engineer, be a rubber-tapper (harga getah dah 17 hengget sekilo yeop oi!)... but just don't be an MLMer. Let the newer MLM schemes crash before it starts. You kids can make it happen in the future I bet. 

Do you all realise the masterminds of all those MLMs and pyramid-schemes that are running around like warthogs in the savannah right now, are the kind of Malay people who have some screws loose in their head and a bit older than most of you. Examples, AC Mangkok-Hayon artis tak laku, Akhil Hayy siJanggut perasan, Hairul Nizam kerbaubalarhaprak, KhairolR balaci chayanunalip Uptrend, Hisham lintah-petrol, Prof Dr Sir Taik Kucen ECPbersepai, Dr Rozmey the-disgrace-of-a-doctor, among others. Jenis yang dah tua tapi tak belajar pasal etika kemanusiaan (usahkan agama) semasa dia orang membesar, dan mungkin dah takleh terima hidayah lagi dah... well, maybe. But I digress for the umpteenth times. Dan jugak, silap-silap dah tak makan saman pun, hati dah itam suka sangat makan duit haram laknat MLM-SP. Jenis yang nak kaya jadi millionaire, tapi dengan cara ngencing orang lain secara pukal. Orang lain yang kulit sama colour pulak tu. Those people are really hopeless, a disgrace to all Malays everywhere. Remember kids - learn well in school, and don't do MLMs, and be as educated as you can be. Have a high ambition in your lives. Value hard work, value the quality of your work, and please work without "peeing" on anyone along the way. No two ways about it in my book.


Boy (that's a nickname) told the story earlier in the comments section of this blog, that TRO1 have put out the latest list of most influential Malaysian blog - and whaddya know, I'm no. 17. What the....? Hey, I'm behind Che Det, but more popular than Anwar. Yeehaaaa! Tapi Papagomowadefaksampahtakkeruan kasi spoil betul la list tu. Gilos! But anyway... things like these don't stay long, and they keep changing all the time. If I die tomorrow, my blog will disappear soon enough. Doesn't really matter about the chart, if you see it in that sense. To all those sick MLM-PS clans out there, I've got a question: I can't be talking crap about MLM-PS all the time if I'm no. 17 in Malaysia, right? But, that is not the point of this bloody blog anyway. 

If I could change the mind-set of one Malay youth, influencing him to study well in school and university and get a proper degree, and to work hard when he starts working to earn a living, and not to trust the crap that any of those commercial enterprises peddle in front of him, and to be critical of all the information he gathers throughout his life... I personally think that I have created a successful resourceful blog. If one resourceful kid can see the "tembelang" of any MLM company the first time he is faced with the bloody thang... OK, I'll pat myself in the back. Forget those kinda charts, the making of an educated Malay youth is all I care about. And those crackpot MsAwin, Fandy217627362, Razali what-not can swing from tree to tree happily in Papua New Guinea, for all I care. 

If I could save just one soul... then the fact that my mother carried me in her womb for 40 weeks, years and years ago, would not be in vain. Good night and good luck.


Thanks, man...





88 comments:

azwan said...

1st?

azwan said...

2nd? giler...

ak47suk1 said...

3rd pun jadilah.

Admin said...

nAIS!

http://aniesandyou.blogspot.com said...

tahniah bro! tahniah! sbb membuktikan blog 'yg bkn syok sendiri' bleh berjaya dlm ms yg singkat! tahniah!

Jimmy said...

@azwan wow your family must be proud of you :D

azwan said...

Oi2...skali skale nak jadi budak2 tak bleh ke?

Kucing said...

7th..top ten...yeah baby yeahh

jap,baru nk baca

Laila said...

Rock on baby!

Cik JieJie said...

top ten...yeeeeeaaa

terjun.tanpa.parachut said...

baru baca blog ni semalam, terus nak baca hari2...tahniah Aidid for the top 20.

Hell`s Angel said...

good job bro

cek chun said...

nombot satu!!!
takde sapa lagi kan
muehehehehehe

@rep said...

Papagomo?

MsAwin said...

Yeay aku ke-11...yeah...
Aidid, bile u berulang kali menuduh MLM (not pyramid scheme) buat benda haram, u rujuk HARAM tu dari sudut ape? Quran dan Sunnah ke ape?

Why everytime i see you refer MLM itu haram, tiada dalil dan nas disertakan sekali...?

Mengharamkan yang halal tu dosa, menghalalkan yang haram pun dosa jugak...jangan main2 dengan halal haram...

p/s: mungkin you hanya layak bincang dari sudut moral dan tidak moral, atau etika dan tidak etika SEBAB untuk letak hukum, you tidak layak sama sekali...menyebabkan pembaca blog u terjerumus melakukan dosa juga...

azwan said...

I think Aidid is looking for suggestions to improve his blog. Any idea?

p/s: for me, the best entry so far is about Mormon.

azwan said...

Gilo Sawan ni...shadap!

Aidid Mu'addib said...

Barua punya sakaigirl... spoil betul laaaa.
Fucking shit punya budak!
Sapa sini yg dah baca blog aku...
Ada tak dalil dan nas pengharaman tentang MLM-SP yg aku dah present?
Sakai ni mmg talak baca punya olang ka? Aiya!

afizart said...

tahniah bro..

zulfadhlimansor said...

1) tahniah dan semoga terus mara. engkolah yg telah berjaya menjadikan aku a staunch member of the anti mlm club.

2) kini aku yakin dan kenal betul2 mlm piramid tu apa. sbb kalo dulu, memang aku agak kabur utk mengenali apa itu mlm piramid neh....

3) teruskan juga pendekatan kao yg gunakan bahasa yg mudah dan lawak utk menyampaikan mesej.

zulfadhlimansor said...

aku pun banyak mempromo blog neh dlm fesbuk aku.... sbb banyak gunanya.... :))) memang huraian mudah kao pasal piramid akan x berupaya merekrut ahli baru sbb dah tepu memang logik dan right on! seriusly, kita ni jugak yg akan duk bawah dan dipijak oleh upline2.....

Fahmi said...

Msawin, awal2 dulu mase ko start komen takde pulak bising pasal halal haram. Dah kene tembak mcm2, tukar point pulak dah. Pasni ape plak la..

mancisdahbasah said...

memanglah blog yang panas-panas ni trafik dia pun panas. tapilah aidid, kau kena kasi panas lagi blog ni biar macam neraka panas dia.. supaya org-org mlm ni jadi hilang akal sikit.. hehehe

cek chun said...

* bang aidid, lupa ka, sakaigirl/man kata dia tak baca semua entry.
tak sangka dia pun dok tunggu your new entry. mesti dah ada feeling kat mu nih..muehehehehe

* sapakah yang rajin mencapture screen sejuta itu :)
rajin sunggoh nunggunya yeop.

* may the force be with you bang aidid.
kalau umur tak panjang, blog ni tetap ada untuk rujukan akan datang.

* to me, the best entry definitely the previous one. orang tak belajar tinggi macam cek pun boleh paham.

Aidid Mu'addib said...

I love Courage The Cowardly Dog... like I love The Power Puff Girls!
Just wanna get that out in the open...

azwan said...

Aidid, ko mmg ade plan nak buat e-book / extended version pasal MLM ke? Aku suggest ko buat, biar sampai 300+ pages. nanti bila ko meninggal, ade gak legacy. Pheww!

azwan said...

Huk aloh..
Kepale ko yang bentuk piramid! Aku mmg nausea vomiting dgn minah ni, mcm kena hypermesis plak.

hyelbaine said...

Apasal tetiba aku rasa mcm ada langau dok menyikuk nih...hhmm..

Anyways En. penoreh getah, congrats on the millions and millions more in the future is certainly what we all hope.

Looking at the stats and also the first few paragraphs of this post aku terasa sungguh muda. Ceeeh, dah ada anak bini pun nak perasan muda lagi :P hahahahha

I'm sure a lot of people share the same vision and also your hopes for the younger generation of the Malays. When you're not living in a nutshell, you tend to see things differently.

Good on you sir, keep up the good work. You've got a long ways to go in your battles with these MLM fuck-tards but rest assured there are millions behind you, supporting your every move.

ps> Will not respond to langau for the time being, I cherish my time with my daughter. Langau memang tak boleh diajar sebab tak dijadikan dengan akal.

Blood Seeker said...

MILLION PAGEVIEWS

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

hyelbaine said...

Taksub?

Just because people disagree with you? My daughters asleep now so lets see.

Macam ini lah MsSawan, why are you so hard up with people calling you langau, mental fart, sawan or the likes? If what you believe is right by you and your fellow colleagues, good on you lass.

You might want to recall where you came from when you first landed on this blog? People haven't forgotten who you are or what facts that you have presented previously. You may have but most of us here don't.

Believe me I've been called worse. How about infidel, have you been called that before? I have. Why? Because I digress to bow down and accept mind-farts from people like you.

Because I deemed people who graduated from the ONCE great Al-Azhar university as dumb-fucks. Why? Because terlalu "taksub" dengan ajaran agama sampai lupa yang ilmu kat dunia juga penting. How many of these graduates now have contributed to the world of science and maths? Lupakah yang pemikir2 Islam dulu yang mempelopori ilmu astronomi, sains dan mathematic?

It is the west recovering from the dark ages that learned about science from Islam.

But what do I care, what I say, what I earn and what I do is between me and the Almighty. Besides, I call a spade a spade. I'm entitled to my views just as you are entitled to yours.

So yeah, aku, Hyelbaine memang taksub. Aku taksub sebagai suami kepada isteri aku to stop her from wasting money on MLM products. Aku sebagai bapak taksub to make sure that my daughter and her future friends are not duped by Malay low-lifes like you.

It's easy to spin when you're cornered. Everyone here knows the unanswered questions that you have conveniently forgotten.

hyelbaine said...

Uiks Aidid, hang delete comment MsSawan ker? Now everyone's will be wondering what I'm blabbering about :P

Malu seehhhhh....hehehheheh

Aidid Mu'addib said...

Off-topic psycho gilababan sakaigirl nye puuunnn....
Never mind about the ramblings. She'll be back...

Laila said...

Yeah..what did MsSawan marangkepundek say?

azwan said...

Hahakhahahhaakkakakakak!!
Yahoooo!
Dah bodoh, bodoh gak. tolol, tolol gak.
She was knocked out earlier in Monavie entry. Jawap pun terkial2, terkulai layu. same la dgn other trolls. Don't know exactly what to defend.

Yahoooo!!! Leh sembuh kanser dalam 7 hari!! Yahoooo!!!

hyelbaine said...

@ Aidid,

Tetiba rancangan kene sensor bro, plot dah lari. I'm sure ada lost in translation no thanks to my response to an invisible comment? :P heheheh

@ Laila,

IT called me taksub because I said langau tidak dijadikan oleh Allah dengan Akal. Name dropped a few ustaz and some dude.

@ Azwan,

Bro, dia ingat orang lupa asal-usul dia kut :P Btw, dah 4 MLM'er dah aku offer with regards to cure for cancer nih. 3 orang kat this blog and another dekat blog lain found via this blog.

Sorang pun tak respond lagi bro, sedih aku :P

azwan said...

Biasala, cakap ikut sedap bontot. Ni boleh jadi low income nation camni. Malu la seh..cakap mengarut2. last2 belit fakta dgn logic thinking. belajar kurang, nak menipu takat tu je la. Anak aku umo 6 tahun leh buat. Haa yg kembar tu pun leh buat. Hhahahhahahaha!

Bomoh Hujan said...

MsAwin said...
Yeay aku ke-11...yeah...
Aidid, bile u berulang kali menuduh MLM (not pyramid scheme) buat benda haram, u rujuk HARAM tu dari sudut ape? Quran dan Sunnah ke ape?

babun tino nih....wehh engko kasi contoh MLM ape bukan pyramid???? meh...kasi link kat sini

Aslina said...

pada aku... MLM adalah haram bila dia masuk dalam kategori MENGANIAYA orang bawah2 yang baru masuk... da la join sebab diJANJIkan dengan JANJI-JANJI PALSU untuk jadi jutawan segera.

pastu saiko orang abes untuk buat MLM gaya head-hunting sebab nak cepat kaya konon atau nak cepat pegang apape pangkat yang phergh naisss sangat kedengaran....

ok. so far itu je pendapat aku.

haram beb aniaya orang. kalo tak, takde la kuar ayat doa orang teraniaya mudah dimakbulkan :D

Hell`s Angel said...

Just ignore her... She will read any entry in a single glance and then comment walhal sepatah haram dia tak paham..

Tak payah belajar tinggi untuk analyze menganiaya orang itu haram. Janji palsu itu munafik. Menipu itu jugak munafik. Full stop.

Kalau satu dunia buat MLM, meaning that nothing in world will function anymore. Takde doktor, lawyer, majistret mau pun penyanyi. (minus Ac Mang dgn DDR rambut cendawan kesayangan Laila hehehe)

Just ignore that sakai from Papua New Guinea. Keep up the good work bro. Waiting the next MLM bashing entry. (Sorry i know u just posted a new one but i really love reading your entry it's like reading comic books from the younger days.) Aididtive! Opss Addictive!

Keep on supporting Bro Aidid guys!! There will be millions more at your back.

id said...

kesian doh kat ms sawan, tak cukup kasih syg kot tu yg dok melangau kat blog aidid ni. siap bangga to be number 11? mmg muka tembok tak malu betui! lulz.

anyway the best entry to me has gottobe the one about professor mickey mouse, shows how pathetic and desperate these mlm people would do for the sake of money. such a disgrace! oh and mormon tu pun best gak. like the englishman say, 'spot on!' :)

keep up the good posts bro aidid!

4G92vsAE111 said...

yop tak de hadiah nak bagi kat mike bersempena hits ke sejuta.. mungkin teman rasa mike suke menatang ni..hehehe

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ibnubattuta said...

Salam.

List tu spoil betul sebab ada papagomo a.k.a badut sarkas dalam tu. Maybe reason dia kat atas nu sbb follower blog ni asyik "menyumpah' kat sana. sbb tu heavy trafik dia. mangkuk hayun betul la. Lagi satu, org politik ni x leh caya. gilabab putar alam. Tang tu, yahudi pun boleh kalah wooooo

Nurul said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww@!~

Ummu Amisya said...

Tahniah bro..keep up the good effort.
I sokong u 100% tnpa kompromi!!!

agenthotchner606 said...

Nyampuk lagi. Macam profile yang aku buat untuk dia. Awin ni nampak sangat enjoys the attention she gets here. Aku yakin dia akan terus melangau tak kira apa orang kutuk dia sebab dia dahagakan perhatian.

Santo said...

nak dalam english, aidid dah buat, nak dalam bahasa, aidid dah tulis, tapi sayang msawin still x paham2 jugak dan suka memutar belitkan every single words..akhirnya aku terpaksa akur dan bersetuju ngan ko aidid, diorg ni mmg dajjal yang dilaknat Allah.

anyway, i dont like this entry..why? too short..hehe..job well done bro, before this i can only reject MLMers with the palm of my hand, after reading your blog, i can load my ammo and attack them with opinion and statistics..thanx

Aidid Mu'addib said...

Dear 4G92vsAE111...
Wah-wah pedal? What the...? Hahaha!

Belacak said...

Yeah babeh! You dirty 'Dr Evillll'
I think u r not 'evil' enuff! :)
'Dr Evilll' * sambil mengangkat kedua tangan dan membuat sign menggunakan jari* wink! wink!
Pls sell me some 'Mojo' and 'laser beam' i say again 'laazzerr beeaam' ... MLM of course!

Who wants to be 'Mini Me'?

Aidid Mu'addib said...

Memorable quotes:
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

Abu Ryan said...

Ms sakai awin,

bukan main lagi ko yer? excited tunggu new entry dari aidid ek? dah fall in love ke?

anyway, dalam entry lepas, ko komen, supaya jangan campur adukkan hal agama dalam blog ni....ewah-ewah..ni ko mintak dalil ni ape kejadah?

ko islam ke tak?cakap putar belit cam sial..munafik ke ape ko ni?

jakostardust said...

Tahniah Aidid-sensei!!!!!! Terima kasih kerana melalui blog sensei laaaa sebahagian kawan kawan aku yang dulu duk gila MLM dah stop wat kerja haram nih.... Namum still ada lagi yang belum sedar takpalah, suatu hari nanti diorang akan sedar....... Tahniah kerana dah capai satu juta hit...... Aku lebih rela baca penulisan yang penuh dengan ayat mencarut tapi dengan niat nak bagi kesedaran, daripada duk baca penulisan yang penuh madah tapi dengan niat nak hancurkan bangsa....... Omedetou Aidid-sensei!!!!!

hyelbaine said...

Aidid ada stalker baru wor...

Careful when going for your morning menoreh sir. Ada yang dok menyorok belakang pokok getah stalking you ;)

Belacak said...

Oh I remember the line from Dr Evilll ...
Why make trillion when we can make.... million? Ha ha ... that line suits MLMers!

MSawan is one of the spy who shagged me meh! ha ha yeah babeh!

Boy said...

Impian tanpa usaha itu adalah angan-angan
Impian dengan usaha itu adalah cita-cita
Cita-cita nak cepat kaya itu adalah MLM ....

http://aniesandyou.blogspot.com said...

usah d lyn sgt org yg kureng kasih sayang ni.. biarkanlah dia dgn labu labi dia. doa kan je moga2 dia sedar n kembali ke pangkal jalan

Boy said...

Aku tehgah tension pagi ni sebab baru kena marah ngan bos, perkara kecik je pon nak marah2, salah aku jugak sapa suruh buat silap he he he. So, aku nak cerita impian aku, macam biasa cerita aku ni telah ditambah dengan kicap tasbih kokaiberi dan air zamzampai supaya ia jadi lebih lemak berkrim.
Kalaulah sekiranya suatu hari nanti, aku dah tak mau jadi kuli orang lagi, aku nak bisnes jual nasi lemak yg berharga 50 sen sahaja, aku target dlm masa 10 tahun aku akan jadi jutawan nasi lemak. Aku akan mulakan dengan secara kecil2an dahulu, slow2 aku akan kembangkan bisnes aku sampai aku ada bisnes empayar.
Alamak, bos aku dah panggil pulak, nanti aku sambung balik cerita impian aku ni.
Cheers.

It Just Me..... said...

aiseh,

aku manjang terlambat...ceh...
Tahniah aidid for the achievement...
Ada jugak si awin tu.....(woi, ko nak dalil, ko browse la balik sendiri dlm entry2 sebelum ni, malas nak kasi link, biar dia cari sendirik dlm nih)

MLM - musuh sepanjang zaman...

Aidid- yuuu..rocks.yeah!!!.....
takpe, ni kira fardu kifayah ni, takkan ko nak bg ceramah kut mcm MLMers wat utk psycho org melayu masuk MLM, ko bg org baca blog pun kira ok apa tanpa mgharap apa2 imbuhan...org2 bengap je yg tak paham2 apa tujuan blog ni...

DGn blog ni la aku punya ilmu ada tambah worr...banyak benda baru aku tau...Thanks to you for that...;) (wink, wink)

Tinker-Tanker said...

Salam,

Congratulations to mr. aidid.
You certainly deserve 1 mil and more.

Just informed my students about your blog and the response during my lectures were exceedingly positive. They responded extremely well with the graphs and charts. Hereby, just several propositions to improve the blog;

a) maybe you can include more graphs/charts etc. in executing the information.(eg. how MLM affected the society, how MLM system developed in our country, et cetera).

b) just keep doing what you do right now and dont worry too much about the profanity you expressed on the blog because maybe that is the only way you can build your rapport with your young viewers and consequently get your message across.

" A fool has to say something but a wise man has something to say"

Congrats and many thanks.

IL Lecturer

It Just Me..... said...

waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

x senang duduk ler mlmers lepas ni...muahaha.....

Bomoh Hujan said...

Santo said...
nak dalam english, aidid dah buat, nak dalam bahasa, aidid dah tulis, tapi sayang msawin still x paham2 jugak dan suka memutar belitkan every single words..

aidid..xnak cube buat entry dalam bahasa iban dan bidayuh? kuikuikui

Aidid Mu'addib said...

BH...
Bahasa Bidayuh la... aku s'ka awekz Bidayuh, cun...
Kuang kuang kuang!

ilufne said...

wahh, sungguh teruja dengan comment tinker-tanker!

btw tahniah mr. aidid! :D

Aidid Mu'addib said...

I think... it's Mrs Tinker-Tanker, rather than Mr.
(Sorry for previous mixed-up).

You know, about all these profanities...
Only sick x-rated mind see it as profane, that is my point of view... It is an expression of anger, rather than anything sexual to me... but I guess, there lots of perverts and prudes out there... memang perasan.
I think our Mrs Tinker-Tanker here is involve in the English Language... Anyway, I'll try to give a short lecture in English, nonetheless.
I don't see "FUCK" an x-rated word, because I have no inclination to copulate with anyone here in this blog, and because the word itself comes from... so many different possible sources hundreds of years ago in Europe. The etymology of the word involves a source from the Old High German word "pfluog", meaning "to plow, as in a field". That's what I learned long ago in school, and I do not see the profanity in it, if it is use outside the context of sexual-connotation... u follow? I said it because I'm angry, not because someone is copulatiing nearby or anything like that.
To those who think things sexually any chance they get, well shame on you people. Memang fikiran porno dan tak senonoh betul masing-masing la pulak. Especially mereka2 yg perasan bagus dan beragama dan self-righteous yg sesekali singgah kat blog ni...

Wei! Go to school all you buggers. Learn English properly, will ya?

5c1d said...

gud luck in ur near future bro....I've been following u since u camne up n me too had and have share ur knowledge wif people around me...thanx man..juz let those buggers crash...dah crash nnt senyap ar..by that time come..he or she will have lot of things to think about rather than bugging ur fight for right..as long as our youngster out there safe from these MLM freak

Bomoh Hujan said...

aidid.....
hentam saja la labu........kuikuikui
asalkan org boleh paham penyampaian ko...sudeyyy..baca dan faham....apa mau pening jadi cikgu nak pangkah2 pakai pen merah kuikui
tapi rasanya sehingga entry nih........ramai yang faham apa yang ko nak sampaikan...sebab yang membaca sumenyer bukan buta huruf buta kayu..kuikuikui(bahasa bidayuh skali pic awek bidayuh yekkk jangan lupe)

GAFARO a.k.a. agentno9 said...

aku heran la Ms awin boleh kata MLM ni tak haram?

early bird je yang paling untung dan yang terakhir akan tepuk dahi...

still tak haram lagi ke sis?by da way memang la semua agama dalam dunia malahan atheist tak rujuk pasal MLM tapi semua agama malahan atheist ada sebut pasal menipu tu haram@ tak baik

@mal12 said...

congrates bro..i pon da follow this blog since kuar cite ac mang..(bagus gak die kuar paper bagai which eventually contributing to more than 1 mil views so far..ekeke..)
i just wonder camno alexa traffic tu leh tau audience demographics?..die ade wat survey ke?..die x tanye i pown..:(

p/s:mmg perosak chartla web papagomol tu..huh..

**Bila Comel Jadi Comot** said...

betol2 marah nih

Abu Ryan said...

dah bosan ngan mssawansakaiPNGtapiryokenbabunamazon...

nak jadik silent reader balik..

aidid,

hang keep up the good work!

farid said...

tahniah bro... for da 1 mil hit....
sikit je lagi nak beat chedet... lagi 31 MIL hit je..... hehehehe
just kidding

ilufne said...

lagi 31 MIL hit je

letsss!!!! :D

p/s: bersemangat bagi pihak tuan tanah.

Hikari said...

brader! u saved me!
;)

teruskan usaha.. bila kebenaran timbul yang batil akan terhapus.. sayangnya ramai anak melayu yang minda sontot tak makan diajar..

orang said...

yakinlah Bro Aidid, dari hit pertama lagi ia dah dikira oleh Allah.. aku jeles dgn kau, aku masih lg tercari2 apa yg aku boleh buat nak menyelamatkan bangsa aku..

hyelbaine said...

orang,

You can start by making sure that your family doesn't get dragged into this useless stuff. If you're married, your partner and your children would be a good start.

It's no easy task what Aidid's embarking on but it is a battle that must be fought. You may lose the occasional battle but in the end the hope is that we all win the war.

mhmd Baden Powel said...

bro buat sesuatu yang terpuji dan ikhlas demi menegakkan kebenaran. Walaupun bro tak dapat nombor satu... mesej bro mungkin jauh lebih baik dari yang tingkat atas-atas.. dan saya yakin, chain reaction yang wujud hasil dari penulisan bro, akan membantu masyarakat agar tak membodoh membuta tuli...

Hell`s Angel said...

i love golldddddddd kata MsAwin the freakin gold member... Meluat tengok ranking puppy gemok kat atas tu dah la pakai logo al pacino cam sial jer wakaka

sme1013jb said...

MsAwin terkena Stockholm Syndrome?

hyelbaine said...

Good point tapi dia fahamkah apa maksud Stockholm Syndrome. +9999 for you sme1013jb ;)

@ Aidid, I think sme1013jb has brought up a good point and maybe something for your next post? I think most MLM'ers do suffer from the Stockholm Syndrome, itu yang defend MLM/pyramid bagai nak ghak tuh.

Laila said...

Setuju!..and perhaps other dysfunctional behaviours, mental abnormalities and symptoms that can be found in typical hardcore MLMers.

...and what what happpen to 'em in da med-long run if they are not treated/rehabilitated..he he he.Ok ok that was lame.

Gawd ..i'm in dire need of kick-ass jokes.

uculer said...

tahniah bro! teruskan usaha anda!

saya kan, saya tak setuju la msawan dinamakan sakai PNG. sebab saya rasa org PNG pun tak suke kat die. total disgrace to the society.

hyelbaine said...

@ Laila,

Gawd ..i'm in dire need of kick-ass jokes.

QUESTION: How many MLMers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ANSWER: No one really knows because they keep trying to recruit a new person to do it!

Aidid Mu'addib said...

Laila...

March 13, 2008 Two California Highway Patrol Officers were running a speed trap (conducting speeding enforcement) on I-5, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the tree tops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the patrol captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true Marine Corps style:

Captain:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on the aviator's flight incident report.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missle system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missle was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems for these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern.
Semper Fi.

Colonel X
Commanding Officer

Laila said...

hyelbaine/ Aidid...LOL, good one.

I have some, found 'em on da net. :)

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Bernie Madoff Joke 1:

One day while he was out on bail, Bernie Madoff sat alone in an upscale restaurant, enjoying caviar and wine.

A reporter recognized him, and approached his table.

Madoff started to get up to leave, but the reporter said, "No, Bernie. Stay please. I just want to ask you one question, and it's completely off the record."

"O.K.," said Bernie, sitting back down. "Would you like a drink?"

"No thanks," said the reporter. "I just want to ask you my one question."

"What is it?" asked Bernie, polishing off the caviar.

"How did you get people to trust you with billions of investment dollars, when your investment plan was a complete fraud?"

Bernie shrugged. "People trust me. I don't know why. People just want to believe me."

"Tell me more," said the reporter. "Give me an example of how people are willing to trust you."

"O.K.," said Bernie. "I will give you an example. First, though, I need to use the men's room. Wait here, and I'll be right back."

The reporter thought about Bernie's comments as he waited. Then, after a couple hours, he began to wonder whether Bernie would come back at all...


Bernie Madoff Joke 2:

REPORTER (to Bernie Madoff): The federal government says you took billions from common people while promising unrealistic outcomes, then you squandered most of the money, and refused to accept accountability for your actions. How do you respond?

BERNIE MADOFF: Well, that's really the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?

Laila said...

Yg ni a bit x-rated-ish. You can delete it kalau tak sesuai. :)

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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...

INSTRUCTIONS: Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top ofyour list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, there will be at least:* 0.5 Miss Worlds,* 2.5 supermodels,* 463 wild nymphos,* 3,234 good-looking nymphos,* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms,* and 40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the miserable old cow you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER!!!One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of hisfriends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL!!!This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can bonk her.No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate ... send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even if you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

mazlan said...

MLMer's Medical Dictionary:
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer
ENEMA: not a friend
ER: the things on your head that you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
MENOPAUSE: men will keep on working
MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN: in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
RHEUMATIC: amorous
SECRETION: hiding anything
TABLET: a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TIBIA: country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR: an extra pair
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE: very close
VEIN: conceited

wan_yusof said...

blog aidid jadi makanan rasmi sblm baca apa2 pasal MLM.haha.nice

Mudahbots said...

Whateva Mr. Aidid, You have done a good job...

Thanks for all the info that u have share.. baru aku perasan kat opis aku ader jugak peminat ko.. sebab blog ko nie simple, so orang senang kenal...

FUCK = Fornication Under Consent of the King

hahaha... off topic jap

Mknace said...

:) :) :)
keep up your good work bro
terbaeekkk!!!!