Gelang AC Mizal - Oh Man! You're Gonna Piss When You See This!

Komen Aidid Mu'addib di Say No To MLM di facebook, 13/11/2010: Yang sebenarnya... terlalu ramai org Melayu kena kelentong dgn konsep MLM ni. Apa cirinya? "Tak perlu pengalaman, modal kecik dan boleh buat biz dari rumah". Yang sebenarnya... memang mastermind skim perlukan org yg berciri di atas, cuma dia perlukan manyak2 org (dan mereka yg bebal takleh nampak permainan minda sebegitu). Yes, MLM mmg boleh meningkatkan ekonomi masyarakat, tapi peningkatan yang tak berkadar terus gitu. Mastermind dan kuncu2nya dapat income exponential... dan itu yg nak dikaber-kaber gitu oleh CEO... yang sebenarnya. <Rasa-rasa kalau Aidid Mu'addib ajak Yuna jamming main gitar lagu "Yang Sebenarnya".... dia sudi tak meh? Aku dah praktis "Yang Sebenarnya" dah ni...>

Hey guys! I have this great friend named Nordin. I used to play computer games all night long and goofed around that brand new kind of machine with him, back in U, more than 15 years ago. We played games when PCs was still running on intel i386... that was some crazy times. It was a heck of a few turbulent years for me (but not for Nordin) to reach the summit of a basic degree back then. But, now... he's a bloody specialist. And he still goof-around every chance he gets. The difference? Now, he's bloody stinking rich!

So, last week, he figured out that he wanted to confirm the info I got from my informer - you know, about that USD25 magic tungsten/neodymium/keramat bracelets. So he email that Guangzhou factory... and whaddya know... a girl named LULU ZHENG replied. Apparently, she's the oversea liaison officer or clerk or whatever for HotTime Jewelry... and she writes passable English. I hope she's cute though. 

These are the email exchanges between Nordin and Lulu, and the accompanying pdf pricelist that she sent to him.

 

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This is lulu speaking from Hottime Jewlry Co.,Ltd in Guangzhou China.

very happy to got your inquiry and sorry for late reply.

We are a manufacturer local in China.

We have a long experience in the export trading.

We are Alibaba Gold Supplier.

We are doing serious bussiness.

TA DAAAA!!! It's on sale, man!
SALE! SALE! SALE!

Those freaky bracelets are now about
USD12.50 or USD 13.00 a piece! 
38 HINGGIT AJE YEOP!!! 
IT'S JUST CRAZY, MAN! 
I'm speechless...

p/s: OK... maybe you're sceptical of Nordin and myself. Maybe you think we're making these up. So, I suggest.... anyone of you, please send an email to Lulu requesting for their latest offer on those series of bracelets. When you get that pricelist, go compare that to every single bracelets that is on ACK catalogue. If there's no more ACK websites to be found... because that lousy no-good crazy swindler has taken it off-line, I think Google will still have them on cache. These are all in public domain. What an entrepreneur!

CRAZY ASS!